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Sox and Tigers Brawl

August 11, 2009 By: Katchop Category: MLB

There was a a game at Fenway last night, but it was interrupted in by a wrestling match.

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I love you too baby, now give me some sugar. (AP)

Upset about being hit for the second time in Boston and Detroit’s brewing beaning brouhaha — say that 10x fast — Youkilis charged the 20-year-old Porcello in the second inning and turned his helmet into a missile like a modern-day Richie Sexson or Mike Sweeney.

Youk then embraced the Tigers pitcher in a not-so-friendly bearhug and appeared destined to bury the Tigers pitcher six feet under the Fenway Park mound. However, Porcello used his best defense skills — no doubt gleaned from last weekend’s UFC 101 — to perform a lateral takedown as both benches cleared and the assembled crowd of chowdaheads demanded blood

- ‘Duk at Big League Stew

3 Comments to “Sox and Tigers Brawl”


  1. rurbaniak says:

    I think it was more like a WWE Bull Dog move, but to each his own.

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  2. KINDA WEAK FIGHT BUT MOST BOSOX GUYS HIT LIKE BITCHES WITH A BEARD

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  3. “Youk” is a focking douche for throwing his helmet. I’m glad he got slammed head first into the turf. Hope he’s focking cross-eyed as a result.

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