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Philadelphia Hates The New York Yankees

October 28, 2009 By: Katchop Category: MLB

The Philadelphia media loves the Phillies, but hates the New York Yankees and the city they play in.

According to the Philadelphia media, Adolf Hitler loved the Yankees (katchop)

According to the Philadelphia media, Adolf Hitler loved the New York Yankees (katchop)

New York also proudly claims responsibility for pop culture blights Mariah Carey and Vin Diesel; Stephon “Starbury” Marbury, the former basketball player turned Internet video sob story; tireless self-promoter Sean Combs/Puff Daddy/Puffy/P. Diddy/Diddy/TBA; yammering ninnies Keith Olbermann and Sean Hannity; hate peddler Ann Coulter; father of the atomic bomb Robert Oppenheimer; and, worst of all, Lindsay Lohan.

N.Y.C. should also be blamed for the insipid, endless Gangs of New York. That’s three hours of my life I’ll never get back. They should have just killed Leo an hour and a half in for all sorts of reasons, Titanic not the least among them.

Even the Statue of Liberty, the very symbol of American freedom, rankles a bit. It was finished in France in 1884 and shipped across the Atlantic as a gift to commemorate our country’s independence as well as signal Franco-American friendship. Joy. If we’ve learned anything since then, it’s that the French are swell pals who are always there when you need them. Polite, too.

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