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Matt Cooke Denies Eating Human Flesh

January 30, 2010 By: Katchop Category: NHL

Matt Cooke of the Pittsburgh Penguins says he didn’t bite Arron Asham of the Philadelphia Flyers.

Matt Cooke of the Pittsburgh Penguins feasts on a human heart during a pre-game skate this week (katchop)

Matt Cooke of the Pittsburgh Penguins likes to feast on a human heart during pre-game skates (katchop)

On Sunday, Flyers forward Arron Asham accused Penguins forward Matt Cooke of biting his hand during a scrum in the third period of Pittsburgh’s 2-1 victory. On Monday, Cooke flatly denied that accusation, according to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.

“No,” Cooke told the paper when asked if he bit Asham. “There was a scrum, and I went in and grabbed [Flyers forward Scott] Hartnell and had a hold of him. All I knew was that someone was the third man in the pile, grabbing me, scratching my face, digging and clawing the third or fourth time. Then, I found out [who] later, [Asham] proceeded to rip my helmet off and punch me in the back of the head four or five times. And I have the welts to prove it.”

Original Photos Zimbio, CompositeEffects

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