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Texas Rangers Keep Busy

January 20, 2012 By: Katchop Category: MLB

The Texas Rangers have already signed Yu Darvish,  and now they have their sites on Prince Fielder.

Prince Fielder thinks he'll look slimmer in a Texas Rangers uniform.

Prince Fielder thinks he'll look slimmer in a Texas Rangers uniform.

From Yahoo Sports

They basically flipped C.J. Wilson for Darvish. Their lineup remains better than the Angels’, even with Albert Pujols in Anaheim. Their bullpen is deeper, though the ninth inning – Joe Nathan in Arlington, Jordan Walden in Anaheim – is sketchy for both.

Imagine, then, what Fielder could do for the Rangers, for an already muscular offense, and then what the Rangers could do for Fielder.

After all, he’s done his time in the market where everything must go right in order to contend. And he has his suitors in Seattle, Washington, maybe Chicago (North Side), Miami, Baltimore and Toronto. Through no fault of his own, it appears his timing is simply crummy. The Yankees and Red Sox are both set at first base and perhaps diving for the luxury tax threshold.

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Can Pujols Live Up To Deal?

December 14, 2011 By: Katchop Category: MLB

Albert Pujols of the California Anaheim Los Angeles Angels will have to be pretty good to justify his big contract.

It's going to take a lot of hits for Albert Pujols to give the Los Angeles Angels their money's worth.

It's going to take a lot of hits for Albert Pujols to give the Angels their money's worth.

From The Wall Street Journal

As The Wall Street Journal’s Jared Diamond pointed out, teams that sign players to 10-year deals don’t always regret them. But a team signing a first baseman who will be 32 when he starts serving the contract has less chance of getting its money’s worth. That’s because most of a first baseman’s value derives from his bat — even for a good fielder like Pujols. He’ll have to continue to justify his worth with his offense, which is likely to decline.

Pjuols will have to deliver about 40 wins above replacement for the duration of the contract to justify its value, based on how teams value wins today and taking into account that a dollar he earns later in the deal is worth less than a dollar in 2012. But none of Pujols’s peers have been able to do that. I looked at the other 84 men to earn at least 15 wins above replacement by their age-31 season while playing at least three-quarters of their games at first base or designated hitter. None managed more than Lou Gehrig‘s 31.5 wins above replacement for the rest of his career, and that’s even with Gehrig’s career cut short by his eponymous disease. Only 10 players reached 20 WAR, and two out of three didn’t even provide 10 more wins above replacement.

Original Photo bleacherreport

Jesus Is A Cardinals Fan

October 29, 2011 By: Katchop Category: MLB

The St. Louis Cardinals are 2011 World Series Champions.

Jesus loves the St. Louis Cardinals.

Jesus loves the St. Louis Cardinals.

From ESPN

After seven raucous and stirring games — when, as the end drew near, it became clear that there was no amount of runs, no dearth of outs that this club could not overcome, so much so that even a quick 2-0, top-of-the-first-inning deficit in Game 7 did not appear disconcerting — the St. Louis Cardinals are World Series champions, not only resurrected from the crypt to shock the devastated and disheartened Rangers and themselves, but also in spirit.

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Thome Gets 600

August 16, 2011 By: Katchop Category: MLB

Jim Thome of the Minnesota Twins hit his 600th home run.

Jim Thome of the Minnesota Twins has hammered his 600th HR.

Jim Thome of the Minnesota Twins has hammered his 600th HR.

From Fox News

Minnesota slugger Jim Thome become the eighth player to hit 600 home runs, connecting twice against the Detroit Tigers on Monday night.

The 40-year-old Thome hit a two-run homer in the sixth inning for No. 599, then added a three-run shot in the seventh. The milestone came on a 2-1 pitch from Daniel Schlereth.

Both homers were hit to the opposite field. When No. 600 cleared the fence in left, Thome raised his right fist as he went around first base, and the crowd in Detroit came to its feet to applaud him.

Thome became the second-fastest hitter to reach the milestone, hitting his 600th homer in at-bat No. 8,137. Babe Ruth needed only 6,921 at-bats.

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Carlos Zambrano Explodes

August 13, 2011 By: Katchop Category: MLB

The Chicago Cubs will be without Carols Zambrano for a while, after he had a complete melt down and retired.. in the middle of a game.

Carlos Zambrano of the Chicago Cubs, moments before he threw a grenade at the Braves' Chipper Jones that may cost him his job.

Carlos Zambrano of the Chicago Cubs, moments before he threw a grenade at the Braves' Chipper Jones that may have cost him his job.

From The Chicago Sun Times

The Chicago Cubs placed Carlos Zambrano on the disqualified list Saturday and said the right-hander would receive no pay and have no part in team activities for 30 days.

Zambrano cleaned out his locker and left the team after giving up five homers and being ejected from Friday night’s 10-4 loss to the Braves. He did not return to the team Saturday.

General manager Jim Hendry said Saturday that Zambrano’s actions, including a brush-back pitch to Chipper Jones that led to the ejection, were “intolerable.”

Hendry said Major League Baseball and the players’ association would discuss Zambrano’s statements about his baseball future.

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Have The Padres Gone Too Far?

August 01, 2011 By: Katchop Category: MLB

The San Diego Padres continue wage war against their payroll.

The San Diego Padres may have gone too far in fighting their payroll problems.

The San Diego Padres may have gone too far in fighting their payroll problems.

From sandiego.com

Jed Hoyer, the second year General Manager, moved contracts and got two more tremendous young minor league pitching prospects.Owner Jeff Moorad’s miniscule payroll got smaller by the shedding of two more contracts.

Mike Adams, who resurrected his career from the scrap pile, goes to Texas, currently in first place, and will have the chance to save games in a pennant race.

Ryan Ludwick, his disappointing one-year stay in San Diego over, goes to a hitter-friendly park, and will have two months to show he can still hit, after earning nearly $6 million with the Padres, while striking out much more than hitting balls out of the park.

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Braves Look To Replace McCann

July 29, 2011 By: Katchop Category: MLB

The Braves will be without Brian McCann for a little while.

Brian McCann of the Atlanta Braves looks a little like Bat Boy.

Brian McCann of the Atlanta Braves looks a little like Bat Boy.

From ESPN

Somewhat lost in the unsatisfying way the Atlanta Braves-Pittsburgh Pirates game endedearly Wednesday morning was the fact the best catcher in baseball — certainly he’s No. 1 in fantasy by a healthy margin this season — was forced to leave early with a strained left oblique. Brian McCann is pretty good, folks; he leads all catcher-eligible players in home runs and is second in RBIs and batting average to Victor Martinez!

I’m no doctor, but a strained oblique is obviously a big deal for anyone attempting to hit a baseball, and it’s a hindrance to playing catcher as well, but the Braves believe this is a short-term injury, one that shouldn’t cost McCann more than three weeks of playing time. Of course, there’s always a chance the problem lingers.

Original Photos Yahoo, magazine-agent

Brewers Trying To Keep Focused

July 22, 2011 By: Katchop Category: MLB

The Milwaukee Brewers will be without Ryan Braun for a little while.

Ryan Braun of the Milwaukee Brewers almost caught a moon shot.

Ryan Braun of the Milwaukee Brewers almost caught a moon shot.

From The Sacramento Bee

Ryan Braun is out of the starting lineup for the Milwaukee Brewers against the San Francisco Giants to rest his lingering left calf strain.

Braun says he feels fine and he didn’t re-injure his calf after playing the last two games. Mark Kotsay started in his place Friday night.

The injury sidelined Braun for the All-Star game despite being the NL’s top vote-getter. He also missed more than a week before the break, and the Brewers want to ease his transition back.

Original Photos Yahoo, imageshack

Cubs Disappoint

July 18, 2011 By: Katchop Category: MLB

The Chicago Cubs are having a rough season.

Chicago Cubs fans got to watch the season premiere of Breaking Bad on their way out of Wrigley.

Chicago Cubs fans got to watch the season premiere of Breaking Bad on their way out of Wrigley.

From The Daily Herald

The Cubs dropped a 7-5 decision Sunday to the Florida Marlins, and let’s be clear about one thing: the loss was the Cubs’ own fault.

They fell to 20 games under .500 at 38-58 largely because they couldn’t get a quality start out of pitcher Randy Wells and because their offense went from the second inning until two outs in the eighth between basehits.

But that didn’t stop Quade or his troops from taking off on second-base umpire Lance Barrett for an apparent blown call on a pickoff play in Florida’s 3-run eighth inning that gave the Marlins a 7-4 lead.

Kerry Wood had just put runners on with two outs on a hit batter and a walk. With Emilio Bonifacio at the plate, Wood wheeled and threw to second in an attempt to pick off pinch runner Brett Hayes.

The throw looked to shortstop Starlin Castro looked to have Hayes, but Barrett called him safe. Quade did not argue, but Wood kicked up a minor fuss.

Bonifacio then reached on an infield single before Wood issued a bases-loaded walk and a 2-run single.

Ballgame.

Original Photos Yahoo, nj,com

Clemens Gets A Gift

July 15, 2011 By: Katchop Category: MLB

Roger Clemens evidently got lucky thanks to a mistrial.

Assistant U.S. Attorney Steve Durham is shown action during the Roger Clemens perjury trial in this artist rendering.

Assistant U.S. Attorney Steve Durham is shown in action during the Roger Clemens perjury trial in this artist rendering.

From The NY Daily News

Years of investigation, research and preparation were put in jeopardy Thursday when the government made a key error in the Roger Clemens perjury trial and Judge Reggie Walton declared a mistrial.

Just weeks from a verdict that would have either set Clemens free, or, as Walton said in the courtroom Thursday, sent him to prison, the questions on everyone’s mind are:

How badly did the government screw it up? And what happens next?

As the shock of the judge’s ruling subsided, legal experts raised the possibility of several different outcomes, ranging from a dismissal on the grounds of double jeopardy (not likely, most say) to a plea agreement between the government and Clemens (more likely Friday than it was Thursday, in the wake of Walton’s pointed message to Clemens that he would most definitely be going to jail should he be convicted).

Original Photos timesunion, tecproductions

The DJ3K Marketing Machine

July 11, 2011 By: Katchop Category: MLB

Since Derek Jeter reached his 3,000th hit the New York Yankees have been selling all sorts of merchandise to commemorate the event.

The New York Yankees are even selling bottles of Derek Jeter's game day urine.

The New York Yankees are even selling bottles of Derek Jeter's urine from the day of his 3,000th hit.

From chacha.com

Jeter’s 3,000th hit has its own campaign that has been titled ”DJ3K,” and everyone is trying to cash in on it. DJ3K has been turned into a logo that will be branded on merchandise for fans, everything from shirts to cellphone skins to bobbleheads. One popular New York sporting goods store, Modell’s, has said it will stay open past its closing time as long as fans continue shopping.

Another way DJ3K is cashing in is with the dirt on the field. After the game, a groundskeeper will scoop up five gallons of dirt from the batter’s box and shortstop’s patch into a bucket. This will be the dirt that is under Jeter’s feet as he makes his 3,000th hit. That dirt will be used in key chains, disks framed with photographs and other limited memorabilia for sale.

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Ortiz Gets Violent

July 09, 2011 By: Katchop Category: MLB

David Ortiz of the Boston Red Sox fought Baltimore Orioles pitcher Kevin Gregg.

David Ortiz of the Boston Red Sox lost his composure last night.

David Ortiz of the Boston Red Sox lost his composure last night.

From The Boston Herald

Cue the chaos.

“He obviously said something to David,” Red Sox starter  Josh Beckett said after Ortiz and Gregg attempted to throw a few haymakers, neither connecting. “David’s not the type of guy — something had to have set him off. I don’t know what it could’ve been.”

Both players are almost certain to receive suspensions. Ortiz didn’t make himself available for comment, but Gregg did. Turns out, he wasn’t happy with Ortiz’ etiquette.

“It is 3-0, they are up seven, and I think there are some ethics to this game and guidelines that you have to stay within,” Gregg said. “Run. You hit a lazy fly ball, you have to run the bases. And apparently, he didn’t like me telling him that stuff and he came out there. If he thinks there’s something wrong with me saying that, then he has other things he has to check out in this game.”

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Lackey Hearing Lots Of Boos

July 05, 2011 By: Katchop Category: MLB

Boston Red Sox fans have not been kind to John Lackey this season.

Red Sox fans do not like John Lackey

Red Sox fans do not like John Lackey

From The Boston Herald

It’s been mostly bad at Fenway this season for Lackey, who has a 3-4 record and a 9.09 ERA in seven home starts.

The Jays jumped out to a 3-0 lead in the first two innings before Lackey allowed four runs on five hits in the third while recording only one out on a deep fly ball to center.

The boos from the 38,072 grew progressively louder with each Toronto hit before transforming into the loudest ovation when manager Terry Francona emerged to remove Lackey with the Sox trailing 7-0.

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Dodgers Bankrupt

June 27, 2011 By: Katchop Category: MLB

The Los Angeles Dodgers have filed for bankruptcy in Delaware.

The Los Angeles Dodgers have filed Chapter 11.

The Los Angeles Dodgers have filed Chapter 11.

From The Huffington Post

The Los Angeles Dodgers filed for bankruptcy protection in a Delaware court Monday, blaming Major League Baseball for refusing to approve a multibillion-dollar TV deal that owner Frank McCourt was counting on to keep the troubled team afloat.

The Chapter 11 financing permits the Dodgers to use $150 million for daily operations and buys time for the team to seek a media deal and ensure the team’s long-term financial stability, the Dodgers said in a news release. A judge would need to approve use of the money and a hearing is set for Tuesday.

“There will be no disruption to the Dodgers day-to-day business, the baseball team, or to the Dodger fans,” the statement said.

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At 80, McKeon Takes Over Marlins

June 21, 2011 By: Katchop Category: MLB

Jack McKeon became the second oldest manager in MLB  history when he agreed to take over the Florida Marlins.

The Florida Marlins will take no chances with the health of new manager Jack McKeon.

The Florida Marlins will take no chances with the health of new manager Jack McKeon.

From The Washington Post

The oldest big-league manager was Connie Mack, who led the Philadelphia Athletics in a straw hat and suit until 1950, when he was 87. McKeon will wear a ballcap and uniform with No. 25.

McKeon made no mention Monday of Mack, but said he draws inspiration from 84-year-old Joe Paterno, who will coach Penn State’s football team for a 46th season this year.

“I’ve managed since I was 14 years old,” McKeon jokingly said. “I’ll probably manage until I’m 95.”

Actually, McKeon was 42 when he began managing in 1973. None of his current players were yet born, but none objected to the prospect of taking orders from someone older than their grandparents.

Original Photos bleacherreport, wikimedia, pinesvet

Albert Gets A Boo Boo

June 20, 2011 By: Katchop Category: MLB

Albert Pujols of the St Louis Cardinals has a broken forearm.

Albert Pujols has a broken forearm, but watching it on TV it looked as if he thought his arm was severed.

Albert Pujols has a broken forearm, but watching it on TV it looked as if he thought his arm was severed.

From USA Today

Cardinals first baseman Albert Pujols will miss four to six weeks with a small fracture in his left forearm, an injury that creates a gaping hole in the St. Louis lineup while vastly altering the dynamic of the National League Central race.

The Cardinals announced today that an MRI showed a non-displaced fracture of the left radius and that the All-Star’s arm was placed in a splint.

Original Photos Yahoo, costumeshopper

Mets Get A Partner

May 31, 2011 By: Katchop Category: MLB

The New York Mets have a new part owner.

The Daily News says that the NY Mets will be 100% owned by David Einhorn within 5 years.

The Daily News says that the NY Mets will be 100% owned by David Einhorn in 5 years.

From The NY Daily News

Asked directly if he could assure Met fans their team will not slide into financial oblivion over the next few seasons, Einhorn dumped full responsibility on the current principal owners. The Mets are not his problem yet, just his expensive hobby. For now, there will be no further bailout or direct input beyond his $200 million investment.

“I can’t make any such assurances,” Einhorn said of a doomsday fiscal scenario. “It’ll be what it’ll be. … There’s a wide range of possible outcomes.”

One of those outcomes – arguably the most likely – has Einhorn gaining a majority share of the Mets within five years as the Wilpons wrestle destructively with Irving Picard. At that juncture, Einhorn may well offer a very different, direct answer to the oblivion question.

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Cubs Enjoy Rapture

May 22, 2011 By: Katchop Category: MLB

The world did not end, but the Chicago Cubs did win at Fenway.

Carlos Pena of the Chicago Cubs motivated his teammates by reminding them it could be the last game of their lives.

Carlos Pena of the Chicago Cubs motivated his teammates by reminding them that it could be the last game of their lives.

From MLB.com

Recalling the Babe as a pitcher, the Red Sox today wore throwback uniforms, as did their opponents, the Cubs.

For the Cubs, the uniform seemed unchanged over time, but the Red Sox looked white-washed. Even their caps were like the snowcap on Mt. Washington on New Year’s Day.  The red knee-socks were a nice touch. The team really were the Red Sox, though some like Youkilis knocked his knickers off at the shin.

Most fans apparently hated the old uniforms. You had to use a scorecard to figure out who made the error, because the perpetrators were nameless on the back of their shirts.

Original Photos Yahoo, beenthinking

Jorge Pouts

May 15, 2011 By: Katchop Category: MLB

Jorge Posada of the NY Yankees asked out of the lineup after learning he’d be batting 9th.

Jorge Posada of the NY Yankees acted like a baby once he learned that he'd be batting 9th in the lineup.

Jorge Posada of the NY Yankees acted like a baby once he learned that he'd be batting 9th in the lineup.

From ESPN

After being dropped to the No. 9 spot in the lineup, the struggling Jorge Posada went into manager Joe Girardi’s office and asked out of Saturday’s lineup, according to New York Yankees general manager Brian Cashman.

The GM would not elaborate on the nature of the discussion or what it means long term.

The Yankees believe that they have grounds to suspend Posada right away, but will wait for more conversations about the situation to occur, a source told ESPN The Magazine’s Buster Olney.

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Bin Laden Killed

May 02, 2011 By: Katchop Category: MLB

Osama Bin Laden was discovered hiding at a White Sox game and was killed.

Osama Bin Laden is dead after being discovered hiding at a Chicago White Sox game.

Osama Bin Laden is dead after being discovered hiding at a Chicago White Sox game.

From reuters.com

U.S. special forces set out to kill Osama bin Laden and dump his body in the sea to make it harder for the al Qaeda founder to become a martyr, U.S. national security officials told Reuters on Monday.

“This was a kill operation,” one of the officials said.

“If he had waved a white flag of surrender, he would have been taken alive,” the official added. But the operating assumption among the U.S. raiders was that bin Laden would put up a fight — which he did.

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