Have a happy Father’s Day.

I am your father!

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Have a safe and happy holiday.

Happy Thanksgiving from everyone at Katchop. Also, Mike D'antoni.

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We’ve completed our upgrades.

The upgrades to Katchop.com worked a lot better than the lights at the new Meadowlands Stadium did last Sunday.

From ABClocal

EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. (AP) – Something turned out the lights on the New York Giants — and it wasn’t just the Dallas Cowboys. Nearly 81,000 people sat in total darkness for a few seconds at the New Meadowlands Stadium during yesterday’s game. The $1.6 billion stadium went completely dark for a brief time early in the third quarter. Backup lights came on almost immediately. But play was held up by two brownouts for a total of 11 minutes. Giants defensive end Justin Tuck says it’s “kind of bizarre.

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We’re going to be doing some work around here this weekend with some required software updates, so don’t be alarmed if our site looks like it’s been hacked by aliens.

Thanks.

We're upgrading Katchop this weekend. Pray for us.

Thanks again, and wish us luck.

Go eat some candy.

Happy Halloween!

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Happy Father’s Day.

Happy Father's Day (katchop)

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Drive safely.

Uncle Kobe and Katchop.com want you to have a safe and happy Memorial Day (katchop)

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Happy Easter.

Happy Easter (katchop)

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So yours truly is in a photoshop contest run by the always amusing Puck Daddy on Yahoo Sports. The premise was to alter a photo of Sidney Crosby celebrating his gold medal winning goal for Canada in Vancouver.

To vote for Katchop click this and select: Crosby & Women’s Team (Kyle L).

Here is our entry

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Sidney Crosby celebrates with teammates after Canada won the gold medal in women's hockey at the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver (katchop)

If you can spare a few seconds, I could use the vote. Plus, there are a bunch of funny entries, so it’s well worth a click.

Thanks

Katchop

Happy New Year to everyone!

Joe Paterno will be nursing a hangover during today's Capital One Bowl (katchop)

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It’s all over for the 2009 fantasy football season.

The end of the 2009 fantasy football season means that Randy Moss is no longer a member of the Hackensack Bigkats (katchop)

The Paramus Longhorns will no longer own Peyton Manning (katchop)

It also was the end of the New York Giants at Giants Stadium.

An unidentified Giants fan reacts in horror at the site of an intoxicated woman relieving herself outside Giants Stadium yesterday (real photo)

The halftime show Sunday afternoon was supposed to be a celebration for Giants fans in their team’s final regular-season game at Giants Stadium.

But the home team trailed badly by then on its way to a humiliating loss to the Carolina Panthers. So the mood at intermission was more like that at a funeral with 78,809 mourners.

Feeding time at the North Pole (katchop)

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Merry Christmas.

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake (katchop)

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With the holidays arriving, we will be cracking open the archives again from time to time over the next week. But first, a quick look at some Katchop created photos that have recently infected the internet.

Greg Wyshynski at Yahoo! Sports, aka Puck Daddy, selected a goofy Katchop creation as part of his hillarious Create a Winter Classic Parade Float contest.

Dion Phaneuf, Elisha Cuthbert and Sean Avery all get along on the Sloppy Seconds Love Foat (Puck Daddy/katchop)

Joe Bryant at Footballguys.com often uses a few in his Random Shots articles each week.

The deflated Chicago Bears were stomped on by the Green Bay Packers last week (Footballguys.com/katchop)

Brandon Marshall of the Denver Broncos during his 21 catch day (Footballguys.com/katchop)

Jim Schmiedeberg at Blueshirt Banter has been known to use some Katchop created nonsense on occasion.

The New York Rangers have lacked heart for weeks (BlueshirtBanter.com/katchop)

The vacation is over, so things will get back to normal tomorrow. Until then, one last look at the 2007 archives.

Michael Jordan's press conference prior to getting divorced (kathop)

Former Cleveland Browns coach Romeo Crennel liked the candy (katchop)

Romeo Crennel at a happier time (katchop)

Frank Gore of the San Francisco 49ers was angry about something in this 2007 game (katchop)

Former Houston Texan Sage Rosenfels is an Omega man (katchop)

Here are a few more from the archives.

Jet fans will battle for any piece of equipment that a player might toss to the crowd (katchop)

In 2007 Joe Gibbs was coaching the Washington Redskins, and almost shot Bill Belichick after the New England Patriots scored 236 points in the 4th quarter (katchop)

Even folks from Fargo like the NFL in the snow (katchop)

Here are a few more from 2007, including some that appeared on Footballguys.com.

Buffalo Bills punter Brian Mooreman runs for his life (footballguys.com/katchop)

In early 2007 Drew Brees had yet to hit his stride, but Marques Colston made the most of it (footballguys.com/katchop)

Larry Johnson started to decline in 2007, but he still got a shoe deal (footballguys.com/katchop)

These are a few of the photoshops that were made in 2007 for my friend Joe Bryant at Footballguys.com, some of which appeared in his fantastic weekly Random Shots articles.

Bill Belichick makes his first GQ cover in 2007 (katchop/footballguys.com)

From the video taping scandal in 2007 (katchop/footballguys.com)

Byron Leftwich was criticized for stealing money from Jacksonville back in 2007 (katchop/footballguys.com)

Shawne Merriman was suspected of using steroids in 2007 (katchop/footballguys.com)

More from the archives later.

Still on vacation, but the archives are vast.

Terrell Owens with Jerry Jones on the day he signed with the Dallas Cowboys in 2006 (katchop)

Ben Roethlisberger of the Pittsburgh Steelers, shortly before his motorcycle crash in 2006 (katchop)

Former New York Giant Michael Strahan was willing to do anything to break into acting (katchop)

Katchop.com will be on vacation for the next few days, so instead of the usual format we’ll simply be updating the site with various original photoshops from the Katchop.com archives.

First up is the McNabb Files, a collection of goofy photoshops poking fun at Donovan McNabb of the Philadelphia Eagles.

Donovan McNabb, paid endorser of Chunky Soup (katchop)

That baby looks like Donovan McNabb of the Philadelphia Eagles (katchop)

Donovan McNabb of the Philadelphia Eagles was sacked 6 times by Osi Umenyiora during an October 2007 game (katchop)

More McNabb Files soon.

It’s not really sports related, but if you are married or have a girlfriend, you’re most likely going to wind up dealing with the opening of New Moon interfering with normal sports viewing this weekend.

The new Twilight movie targets a male audience, and features Wesley Snipes and Kris Kristofferson killing everybody (katchop)

New Moon,” the second chapter, finds Edward leaving Bella because of the inherent danger of a mortal being around vampires. Desolate and depressed, Bella suffers a near-breakdown and slowly returns to the living thanks to her friend Jacob Black, an American Indian whose Quileute tribe guards humans by transforming into massive werewolves who can repel vampires. A vengeful vampire Victoria (played by Rachelle Lefevre) wants Bella dead.

“New Moon” charts Jacob’s emotional transformation as he longs for Bella as a lover. When Edward returns, the stage is set for a classic romantic triangle.

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Rio de Janeiro has been awarded the 2016  Olympics.

Pele and friends react to the stunning news that Rio was awarded the 2016 Summer Olympics, leaving many in Chicago looking for someone to blame (katchop)

The awarding of the 2016 Games to Rio de Janeiro set off a joyous celebration in the city, long known in roughly equal measure for its beaches, its carnival and its vast, crime-ridden shantytowns.

It was met with a fervent hope that Brazil — often characterized as the eternal “nation of the future” — might finally be approaching its vast potential.

“I say with all frankness: Our time has come,” President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva declared Friday morning in Copenhagen. Teary-eyed, he later told reporters, “The decision is a homage to the people of Rio, who normally only appear in newspaper pages with bad news.”

Serena Williams said she was sorry for threatening an official.

Serena Williams packing at the US Open (katchop)

I want to amend my press statement of yesterday, and want to make it clear as possible – I want to sincerely apologize FIRST to the lines woman, Kim Clijsters, the USTA and mostly tennis fans everywhere for my inappropriate outburst. I’m a woman of great pride, faith and integrity, and I admit when I’m wrong. I need to make it clear to all young people that I handled myself inappropriately and it’s not the way to act — win or lose, good call or bad call in any sport, in any manner.I like to lead by example. We all learn from experiences both good and bad, I will learn and grow from this, and be a better person as a result

Mike Vick makes his first appearance in an Eagles uniform tonight in Philadelphia. There are a variety of protests planned both at Lincoln Financial Field and at other locations.

Mike Vick snuggles with a buddy (katchop)

One outspoken critic of Vick, Robin Starr (the CEO of the Richmond Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) won’t be protesting. She’ll be mourning the loss of her dog, who died yesterday after Mrs Starr left him in her car when she went to work.

RICHMOND, Va. – An executive for an anti-animal cruelty group says her 16-year-old blind and deaf dog died after she accidentally left him in her hot car for four hours. Robin Starr, the CEO of the Richmond Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, says she didn’t realize “Louie” was in the car until noon

Very sad.

Also, please remember. You can’t walk away from a K-22 paper jam!

Reggie saves the day.

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