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Bears Fans Say Cutler Quit

January 24, 2011 By: Katchop Category: NFL

Lots of folks think Chicago Bears’ QB Jay Cutler quit on Sunday, even though tests on Monday revealed a MCL sprain.

Folks are saying that Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears quit on the team and should change his name to Jay Quitler.

People are saying that Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears quit on the team and should change his name to Jay Quitler.

From The Atlanta Journal Constitution

From Maurice Jones-Drew of Jacksonville: “All I’m saying is that he can finish the game on a hurt knee … I played the whole season on one.”

Also from Jones-Drew: “Hey, I think the Urban Meyer rule is in effect right now. When the going gets tough … QUIT.”

From Derrick Brooks, formerly of Tampa Bay: “HEY there is no medicine for a guy with no guts and heart.”

We pause here to congratulate Jones-Drew on his new career as a diagnostician and Brooks for his post-NFL venture as both gastroenterologist and cardiologist. And now we move on.

From Deion Sanders, serial preener: “I’m telling you in the playoffs you must drag me off the field. All the medicine in pro locker rooms this dude comes out! I apologize, Bear fans! . . . Folks I never question a player’s injury but I do question a player’s heart.”

Also from Deion: “I better see Dr.  [James] Andrews operate live on Cutler and [backup Todd] Collins tonight after the game on NFL network. Truth.”

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