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Marc Sanchez Has Bieber Fever

September 03, 2010 By: Katchop Category: NFL

Marc Sanchez of the New York Jets is evidently a Justin Bieber fan.

New York Jets' quarterback Marc Sanchez enjoyed a Justin Bieber concert at Madison Square Garden.

New York Jets' quarterback Marc Sanchez enjoyed a Justin Bieber concert at Madison Square Garden.

From Larry Brown Sports

Apparently, that’s not the case.  According to WFAN morning host Craig Carton, via Ben Maller, Mark Sanchez attended a Justin Bieber concert at Madison Square Garden Tuesday night.

I wonder if Sanchez was the only grown man with a five o’clock shadow amongst the crowd that wasn’t there to supervise his daughter. In fact, when I phrase it like that I kind of wonder if he looked like a perv. Marky Mark has Bieber Fever. Kind of has a good ring, no?

Original Photos Zimbio, Life

Canada Goes Winless At FIBA

September 02, 2010 By: Katchop Category: NBA

Canada failed to win a game at the FIBA World Championships.

Jevohn Shepherd of Canada drives to the basket during the 2010 FIBA World Championships.

Jevohn Shepherd of Canada drives to the basket during the 2010 FIBA World Championships.

From The Globe And Mail

The Canadians went winless in their first appearance in the world championships in eight years.

Nineteen-year-old Kelly Olynyk of Kamloops, B.C., led Canada with 14 points, while Toronto’s Jevohn Shepherd had 12. Miaqmi Heat centre Joel Anthony of Montreal added six rebounds.

Rudy Fernandez and Fran Vasquez each had 19 points, while 19-year-old Ricky Rubio had eight points and eight assists for Spain, which raced out to a 28-17 lead after one quarter.

Original Photos Yahoo, ice-hockey-coach, gysports, delvalhockey

Andy Roddick Upset

September 01, 2010 By: Katchop Category: Tennis

Andy Roddick was knocked out of the 2010 US Open after getting angry at a lineswoman.

Andy Roddick catches some of the bullshit that was flowing out of his mouth while ridiculing an official who made a correct call.

Andy Roddick catches some of the bullshit that was flowing out of his mouth while ridiculing an official who made a correct call.

From Reuters

Roddick kicked up a fuss when foot-faulted at 5-2 down in the third set, and berated the lineswoman for telling him his right foot was at fault, when it was his left that had touched the line.

“Not once in my entire career has my right foot gone ahead of my left foot,” the 28-year-old American shouted at her.

“Why don’t you get some umpires that know what they’re doing?” he directed at the chair.

“What is this, call 1-800-RENT-A-REF?”

Roddick continued to ridicule the official even as he walked off at the end of the set to change his tennis shorts.

Original Photos Yahoo, blippitt

Albert Pujols Is Red Hot

August 31, 2010 By: Katchop Category: MLB

Albert Pujols of the St. Louis Cardinals might be closing in on a Triple Crown.

Albert Pujols of the St Louis Cardinals has replaced his traditional batting gloves with oven mitts made of asbestos due to his red hot bat.

Albert Pujols of the St Louis Cardinals has replaced his traditional batting gloves with oven mitts made of asbestos due to his red hot bat.

From American Chronicle

An unusual season has brought Albert Pujols to an unusual place. After enduring a harsh May, he enters September on a path that may secure the league lead in batting average, RBIs and home runs: the Triple Crown.

“I’m reluctant to even address it,” Cardinals manager Tony La Russa said. “It’s certainly significant, but you don’t want to put emphasis on anything that detracts from our team goal. There’s a lot that potentially goes with it.”

“It’s not what I play for,” Pujols said Saturday. “It’s what I’ve told you all along. Numbers aren’t what I play for.”

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Did Madoff Kill The Mets?

August 30, 2010 By: Katchop Category: MLB

Bernie Madoff may have doomed the New York Mets.

In an effort to cut costs, the NY Mets now have Jerry Manuel perform double duties as manager/stadium keyboard player.

In an effort to cut costs, the NY Mets now have Jerry Manuel perform double duties as manager/stadium organ player.

From ESPN

Even discounting any losses by the team’s owners related to swindler Bernard Madoff’s Ponzi scheme, attendance has steeply dropped this season. That may be more attributable to a predictable drop in attendance in the second season in a new ballpark than any disappointment about the decline of the team, but it is the same revenue hit regardless of the cause.

The Mets drew 3,168,571 fans last season, in Year 1 at Citi Field. This season, the total is 1,921,259, with 23 home dates remaining. That’s on pace for a 14.9 percent attendance decline.

Original Photos Yahoo, retrothing

Manny Heads To White Sox

August 29, 2010 By: Katchop Category: MLB

Looks like Manny Ramirez is taking his dreadlocks to Chicago.

Manny Ramirez seems to be on his way to the Chicago White Sox.

Manny Ramirez seems to be on his way to the Chicago White Sox.

From Yahoo Sports/Roto Arcade

According to multiple reports, the Dodgers have agreed to send Manny Ramirez(notes) to the White Sox in exchange for … well, for the right to not pay him $4.3 million. Not a bad exchange for a fourth-place team that’s 10 games back in the standings.

The fantasy spin here is easy: Everyone wins, except for the stiffs who’ve served as designated hitters for Chicago. The White Sox have upgraded a lineup spot that’s been an absolute sinkhole for them all season.

Manny will presumably be the full-time DH in one of baseball’s most homer-friendly environments. (Though not when his calf aches, or when he’s feeling claustrophobic, or when he’s sleepy, or when it’s a day game following a night game).

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Khabibulin Guilty Of ‘Extreme DUI’

August 28, 2010 By: Katchop Category: NHL

Nikolai Khabibulin of the Edmonton Oilers has been found guilty of a multitude of alcohol related charges.

Nikolai Khabibulin has been found guilty of Extreme DUI, and will likely be sentenced to some jail time.

Nikolai Khabibulin has been found guilty of Extreme DUI, and will likely be sentenced to some jail time.

From The Sporting News

With Friday’s conviction of goalie Nikolai Khabibulin on alcohol-related driving charges, the Edmonton Oilers have a problem. They expect to see their nominal No. 1 goalie miss at least part of training camp, depending on whether he gets jail time.

They also could have the opportunity to rid themselves of his burdensome contract, if the conviction could be construed as justification to use morals terms of the collective bargaining agreement.

Original Photos Life, waduiatty

Jermichael Finley Is A Monster

August 27, 2010 By: Katchop Category: NFL

Aaron Rodgers of the Green Bay Packers has eyes for TE Jermichael Finley on almost every play.

Green Bay Packers TE Jermichael Finley looks like he's ready for a monster season.

Green Bay Packers TE Jermichael Finley looks like he's ready for a monster season.

From Bleacher Report

Jermichael Finley looked unstoppable against the Colts in Week 3. The Rodgers-Finley connection looks like it’s going to be stronger than any other on the team, and Greg Jennings and Donald Driver have had two and six straight 1,000 yard seasons respectively.

Original Photos DayLife, halloweenasylum